meme thing I snagged from finmagik:)
Jul. 12th, 2011 02:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tbt93I got this from < lj user="finmagik"> on cat_lovers or was it cat_adoration? well I now it was one of the communties, And it jsut tickled me, I had to post it on my lj, so here it is....
Why cats are better then romantic relationships
By a future crazy cat lady
When you get a cat you already know it’s a lazy, sneaky, self-serving, so-and so.
You know a cat is using you off the
bat.
You can say: ‘I love you’ to a cat all you want without the cat freaking out.
A cat isn’t going to leave you for another owner.
When your cat cuddles with you it has no other motive.
When your partner abuses you, you go to a shelter. When your cat abuses you, you put it in a shelter.
A cat will love you even you gain weight or lose your job.
When your cat doesn't listen or ignores you, it's because it's a cat.
Likewise when your cat doesn't pay attention to you it's because it's a cat.
Comments are loved! if you like this copy this and post it to!:)
Why cats are better then romantic relationships
By a future crazy cat lady
When you get a cat you already know it’s a lazy, sneaky, self-serving, so-and so.
You know a cat is using you off the
bat.
You can say: ‘I love you’ to a cat all you want without the cat freaking out.
A cat isn’t going to leave you for another owner.
When your cat cuddles with you it has no other motive.
When your partner abuses you, you go to a shelter. When your cat abuses you, you put it in a shelter.
A cat will love you even you gain weight or lose your job.
When your cat doesn't listen or ignores you, it's because it's a cat.
Likewise when your cat doesn't pay attention to you it's because it's a cat.
Comments are loved! if you like this copy this and post it to!:)
